The following are a few random quotations from my interactions with various wonderful small children in my life.
"Did you know that I'm grown up? I used to be a lot smaller." -Damien, age 4
"Dolls don't have names. They can't talk so they don't need names." -Cosie, age 3
(I disagree with the implications of the above statement.)
"Damian says his fingers are going to fall off so we need to go home." -Thea, age 6